E for EEEEE

I am a little lazy today. So I am going to skip the letter E
and just show my teeth

EEEEEEEEEEEE

D for Dick

Dick is a good boy.
I am not talking about the dick you are thinking of
I am talking about this guy who is not a dick but still has a name -Dick

C for Coconut

Cocounut is a fruit
Used mainly by Keralites in all food items
I think the spelling is coconut; but I still would like to call it cocounut
because it is my democratic right

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B for Buttocks

Buttocks and Botox
Two words I often confuse with

One is a treatment that my cousin had in her face
And the other one is a phenomenon that also has cheeks
But they call them butt cheeks

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A for Ass

Ass Ass Ass
Ass Ass Ass

Apple is a fruit but
Ass is an animal

When Apple falls on an Ass
It does not become Apple Sauce

It still remains an Apple
And you are an Ass

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