I have a picture of you
which is like Hot Chicken stew.
Jackie Chan is a master of KungFu
I take a break and go to the Loo.
I eat bread for breakfast
Now a days Anna Hazare is never on a fast
In the exam I come last
If I pierce a Balloon, it will blast.
My Doberman dog does not have a tail.
Kanimozhi madam has been to Tihar Jail.
I like tweets of R Ashwin.
You are the answer for my every Question.
Mandira Bedi does not smoke beedi
You are my evergreen Lady
I work out to get a Gym Body
Pickle and Crab goes along with Toddy.
I can't stand when you Cry.
So I will sit and eat Mutton Fry.
On your Lips I had planted many a Kiss.
But your mouth stinks, so please brush dear Miss.
Prince William cooks for Kate Middleton
My eyes are aching because I looked at the Sun
I like your hairstyle when you tie it in a bun.
When you let your hair free,away from you I will Run
My love for you oozes out like a Volcano's Lava.
Your daddy rides a very old Java
"Vada Poche", exclaimed the Old Aayaa.
I very well know that you will give me Halwa.
Cockroach dies when I spray HIT.
Is this love letter worser than SHIT?
Navjot Singh Siddhu's mouth should be KNIT.
If you leave me, my life would still have meaning in IT.
- Chronicwriter-
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